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Intercourse

It’s not that men are selfish by caring too much about sex. But that they are responsible creatures. They merely respond to the call of duty for procreation.

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Izhar & Farah

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Only once i ‘celebrated’ valentines with my girlfriend (now my wife) and that was in 2002…now we are happily married, she has no complains, and I get to save money.

- Izhar Moslim

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*Their first child is on the way.

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Problem(s)

Why men shouldn't write advice columns

TV Sex

My friend’s landlord promised her a free TV. One day when she came home and saw him about to leave, she asked if it’s in yet? He replied,
women say that to me all the time.

My friend’s landlord promised her a free TV. One day when she came home and saw him about to leave, she asked if it’s in yet? He replied,

Women say that to me all the time.

Stench

Penang

Penang

If there’s one thing that struck me about Gurney Drive, was that couples who spend time together there, must (at least) really love each others company. Either that, or my nose is just that big.

Dresscode

Women less poised, are the kind I can be friends with, but not a fan of.

I was thinking aloud, as less intelligent people do, why do prostitutes, dress in such manner that it spells out their profession. To which my cousin said, ‘because they have to be clear to the people they want to work with.’

Suppose she’s right. Carrying placards with their job description on it might be a bit much. Not to mention a turnoff.

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Barter

In the quest of gender equality (what ever that expression may mean to you), I wonder if there’s a correlation with the ongoing exit of chivalry. The gradual disappearance of Ladies, and Gentlemen.

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Brilliant Customer Service

Depth

No matter how much smack you talk about magazines catered for women, at some point, you’ll find yourself reading it.

Flute

This comes after a pleasant evening with Mark, Hardesh, Grey and Michelle where she shared, as she calls it, ‘awful Bridget Jones-esque epic fail dating stories’ which got us laughing extensively. Almost verbatim, this true story (not from Michelle of course) took place long ago, came to me from someone not too long ago.

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This one time, I was dating this girl right. Minah ni cam eager beaver sikit aa kan. Aku was like, chill aa you know. And she’s like anak pastor kau tau.

So sekali tu dia pergi band camp au.

Yea yeaaa exactly man. Exactly.

We were driving after she came back and I just turned to her and said, ‘you cheated on me didn’t you?’

Didn’t have to wait for an answer man. I stopped the car and told her get out.

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