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Voiceless

If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

-Giggle Flower

Long

If charity is a pain, then ego is torture.

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Montesquieu

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

- Giggle Flower

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Function

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn’t suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

- Funny Joker

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Ism

‘You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.’

- Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931

Take-away

To order marijuana by phone, press the hash key.

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J

“It costs a minimum of USD450 for youths to attend the (Kuala Lumpur) Youth Engagement Summit. How many under 35 can afford?”

Inflated Days

On Thursday, whenever I thought about what day it was, I kept on going for either Monday or Friday. I imagine, the thing that has allowed me to keep going is my insistence on getting decent sleep each night. But the thing that lifts, is a message like this,

annoying la you. where have you been?? i would say rindu but nanti ur hidung besar kembang u yg susah.

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Wait

I went on diet. In two weeks I lost 14 days.

- Tim Maia

By-election

I heard that neither Isa Samad nor Zulkefly Mohamad Omar is going to win Bagan Pinang. It’s going to be…Chuck Norris.

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