Constellations » Man

Kicking Off

Zain — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:58:58 +0000

If you see a man and a woman walking together smiling about, that means soon they’re gonna get together.

If only the man is smiling, that means he needs to try harder.

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Who

Zain — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 01:55:12 +0000

Act 1 – January 2008.

Act 2 – March 2010.

@patrickteoh: Chua Soi Lek is President of MCA now. How fucked are we?

@ZainHD: Should ask that girl from the hotel.

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Intercourse

Zain — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:52:00 +0000

It’s not that men are selfish by caring too much about sex. But that they are responsible creatures. They merely respond to the call of duty for procreation.

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Love Message From A Management Consultant

Zain — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 04:09:39 +0000

Izhar & Farah

Only once i ‘celebrated’ valentines with my girlfriend (now my wife) and that was in 2002…now we are happily married, she has no complains, and I get to save money.

- Izhar Moslim

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*Their first child is on the way.

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Problem(s)

Zain — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:09:41 +0000

TV Sex

Zain — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:44:20 +0000

My friend’s landlord promised her a free TV. One day when she came home and saw him about to leave, she asked if it’s in yet? He replied,

women say that to me all the time.

My friend’s landlord promised her a free TV. One day when she came home and saw him about to leave, she asked if it’s in yet? He replied,

Women say that to me all the time.

Stench

Zain — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:26:28 +0000

Penang

If there’s one thing that struck me about Gurney Drive, was that couples who spend time together there, must (at least) really love each others company. Either that, or my nose is just that big.

Dresscode

Zain — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:34:57 +0000

Women less poised, are the kind I can be friends with, but not a fan of.

I was thinking aloud, as less intelligent people do, why do prostitutes, dress in such manner that it spells out their profession. To which my cousin said, ‘because they have to be clear to the people they want to work with.’

Suppose she’s right. Carrying placards with their job description on it might be a bit much. Not to mention a turnoff.

Barter

Zain — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:03:44 +0000

In the quest of gender equality (what ever that expression may mean to you), I wonder if there’s a correlation with the ongoing exit of chivalry. The gradual disappearance of Ladies, and Gentlemen.

Brilliant Customer Service

Zain — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:06:52 +0000