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There are times when I prefer to sleep over food. So instead of lunch, it’s a nap. Little did I know, the colleagues that I often lunch with were discussing the matter. The consensus was,
he is sleepy because the rollers keep him awake at night.
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People go to salons, showing the stylist pictures of celebs they intend to look like.
There are times, they leave unsatisfied, as their semblance lack similarity.
At this juncture, you should find it apt to inform them that it is the face that needs fixing.
If that was not already obvious to them, get the doctors to work on the brain first.
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I was having dinner at a mamak recently, three tables away was a two year old child singing ‘We Are The World.’ I am certain it sounded far better in her head.
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A friend of mine who is quite senior in advertising recently made a cunning remark about my anatomy. Like me, she too read law and from time to time we it was a topic of discussion between us. Recently, she went,
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Zain you know right for billboard ads, you can have protrusions beyond the dimension that is provided. Either top, bottom, left, right and even a protrusion outward, like, to the front. Making it 3D.
Yea.
And I’m sure there’s a legal limit as to how extended that protrusion can be right?
Yea.
Yea. I think your nose won’t make it within the legal limit.
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It actually did taste good. But I wouldn't say it now would I.
Me and my siblings often imagine what our cat would say to things around the house. The muff, spends half his time in a three tier cage where his litter sits at the bottom.
Last weekend my sister made some brownies and I was left with little option but to oblige and make a few remarks. After I snapped the picture above, I said, that it looks good in a picture.
But of course my obligations, not to mention standards and expectations, extended beyond to at least something creatively challenging. So I went,
Hey, imagine what Toffee would say if he saw the brownies.
“You know I spend quite sometime in my litter box, and I must say, those brownies look familiar.”
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It’s not that men are selfish by caring too much about sex. But that they are responsible creatures. They merely respond to the call of duty for procreation.
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When I was growing up, in movies, gangsters would say to their victims, ‘we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.’
I think that alone, was sufficient to not make me want to be a gangster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Buek_wu4xs
Listen to the song. There’s just something about the method, sound, of African tunes, that makes you feel it.
Especially when home alone mopping your house on a Sunday morning.
Definitely feel like there’s company.
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I imagine, one of the most annoying things a new or growing, small size entrepreneur face day to day, is his customers, friends and family offering unsolicited opinions on how he could improve his business. Especially so for those in the food and retails businesses.
Where did this obligation stem from?