SMS Swear I Wish You

Non-Muslim : Selamat mubarak man.

Muslim : What? That’s like you saying ‘selamat selamat.’ Means nothing man.

Non-Muslim : Oh right. Yea. So, ‘eid mubarak yea.’

Muslim : That’s only meant to be said a month from now man. Save it.

Non-Muslim : Fck off ya cnt.

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