March 2010

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There will come a time, I hope, when a karaoke session will not involve anyone singing I Will Survive and Killing Me Softly.

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Nocturnal

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There are times when I prefer to sleep over food. So instead of lunch, it’s a nap. Little did I know, the colleagues that I often lunch with were discussing the matter. The consensus was,

he is sleepy because the rollers keep him awake at night.

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Hair Look

People go to salons, showing the stylist pictures of celebs they intend to look like.

There are times, they leave unsatisfied, as their semblance lack similarity.

At this juncture, you should find it apt to inform them that it is the face that needs fixing.

If that was not already obvious to them, get the doctors to work on the brain first.

- ZainHD.com

Singing Pain

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I was having dinner at a mamak recently, three tables away was a two year old child singing ‘We Are The World.’ I am certain it sounded far better in her head.
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- ZainHD.com

That’s Right

Body Law

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A friend of mine who is quite senior in advertising recently made a cunning remark about my anatomy. Like me, she too read law and from time to time we it was a topic of discussion between us. Recently, she went,

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Zain you know right for billboard ads, you can have protrusions beyond the dimension that is provided. Either top, bottom, left, right and even a protrusion outward, like, to the front. Making it 3D.

Yea.

And I’m sure there’s a legal limit as to how extended that protrusion can be right?

Yea.

Yea. I think your nose won’t make it within the legal limit.

- ZainHD.com

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