February 2010

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Brown

 

It actually did taste good. But I wouldn't say it now would I.

Me and my siblings often imagine what our cat would say to things around the house. The muff, spends half his time in a three tier cage where his litter sits at the bottom.

Last weekend my sister made some brownies and I was left with little option but to oblige and make a few remarks. After I snapped the picture above, I said, that it looks good in a picture.

But of course my obligations, not to mention standards and expectations, extended beyond to at least something creatively challenging. So I went,

Hey, imagine what Toffee would say if he saw the brownies.
“You know I spend quite sometime in my litter box, and I must say, those brownies look familiar.”

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Intercourse

It’s not that men are selfish by caring too much about sex. But that they are responsible creatures. They merely respond to the call of duty for procreation.

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I Prefer Koko Krunch

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When I was growing up, in movies, gangsters would say to their victims, ‘we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.’

I think that alone, was sufficient to not make me want to be a gangster.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Buek_wu4xs

Listen to the song. There’s just something about the method, sound, of African tunes, that makes you feel it.

Especially when home alone mopping your house on a Sunday morning.

Definitely feel like there’s company.

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Compelling Tips

I imagine, one of the most annoying things a new or growing, small size entrepreneur face day to day, is his customers, friends and family offering unsolicited opinions on how he could improve his business. Especially so for those in the food and retails businesses.

Where did this obligation stem from?

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Izhar & Farah

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Only once i ‘celebrated’ valentines with my girlfriend (now my wife) and that was in 2002…now we are happily married, she has no complains, and I get to save money.

- Izhar Moslim

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*Their first child is on the way.

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Rich Fan

When I was 17 I had a friend whom I trade saying silly, annoying, mindless things with. A classic one that humoured us took place when we were in his room after school. When we were heading out for lunch, as I followed him out of the room, I asked if he is going to turn off the ceiling fan. He replied,

takpe, bapak aku kaya.

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Delayed Wedding Song

 

Pic by Dd (@devuschka)

Yesterday, 9th February 2010, someone told me I was in this month’s issue of KLue magazine. (I will speak of the story behind this someone in a different post). They had asked me to contribute quite some time ago to a very (very) small part called Soundtrack, where I am asked to name a song I would use to describe KL and why. Other friends of mine who also contributed were Niki Cheong and Grey Yeoh.

The song I chose was Chemistry by Butterfingers. I assume for editing and space reasons, my explanation was not included. I’ve quoted it below.

Like KL, it’s diverse. The song has a few parts. Slow, build-up, drop, tease, intense, suspense. There are nights when I ride my bike on Jalan Kuching at 60km/h with ease, other times at 120km/h with heart. There are times Jalan Sultan Ismail tells me a red light means stop, other times it makes me go faster.

*Blinking blue lights though, well that’s when I’m fcked. ;)

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Dahlia & Loque's outdoor altar

On 31st January 2010, I was at a dear friend’s wedding. Dahlia married one of the Butterfingers’ band member, a decent and nice chap I must say. I’d compliment her too, but I think she’s gotten enough.

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By post

Today, 10th February 2010, ten days after the wedding, I received her invitation.  Many thanks to the bride’s diligent follow up via electronical means to ensure her guests were cordially informed and invited.

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Whence They Came

Actually, stupid people do have brains. It is located at the same spot where intelligent people have theirs. But for the stupid, it came to the location, after it was shoved up via the rear end.

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Rush

Sometimes some mornings, where you have to leave home two hours earlier than usual, you misplace your keys and after searching for quite a while, go for the spare.

Anyway, on a related note, going on Jalan Damansara, Jalan Semantan stretch on Friday at 7am sharp on a bike, can be quite a refreshing sensation. Especially at 125km/h.

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